"Aw, come on, Rocko! Any idiot can get on television!" - Heffer, Rocko's Modern Life.
It took us seven months from conception to uploading, but now my aforementioned public access masterpiece is complete. Tonight, please enjoy the first two of our six episodes. Gentlemen... Behold!*
*Women who are nursing or may become pregnant should not view Writers. Do not watch Writers while taking prescription sleepaids or MAO Inhibitors. Side effects of Writers are mostly just diarrhea.
Truman Capps expects you to be so wowed by his TV show that you won't hold him accountable for not actually writing anything tonight.